The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022
(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
by Llama66 October 17, 2019
1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.
by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021
by Big ball sack 1234 February 06, 2018
by Young pecker February 03, 2020
The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!
Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016
by PudSpanker February 03, 2016