longus shlongus

a very long dick

girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!

by dingus belingus May 22, 2017

king kong slong

Big ass dck like a gorrilla dick

King kong slong gave it to me last night

by Breadder'man March 17, 2017

solonian

Moderate or reasonable. fair.
Named after Solon, an ancient Athenian lawmaker who overturned the harsh laws of Draco. Draconian is named after Draco

Senator Lieberman is much more solonian that Congressman Tancredo

by Dave Warly July 21, 2008

Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

Soloing

See: Masturbation

"My girlfriend left me again. Looks like i'm back to soloing."

by Charlienutsak July 27, 2009

Solinger

Half the population of the world.

This party has reached a Solinger status.

by caroL <3 October 6, 2003

solon

solon is a rich school district in ohio also known as 'the land of the rich and home of the gay'

most solon students are snobby whores who dont have any thing better to do then to smoke pot and spend money. the solon community truly belives that they can do what ever they want because they are snobby rich kids with no lifes..
see?
none of them have friends and all of the high schoolers have lost their virginity's!

this is the common response to this definition from the solon kids: ''wtf? im onna sew 'em!" "whatever.. wanna go do it?" "yeah lets go beat the record of sluts and hoes in one community!''

by got u now.. October 8, 2008