SaddleDrunk

meaning: Intoxicated with the Freedom of Cycling

Let's be SaddleDrunk, Intoxicated with the freedom of cycling

by SaddleDrunk May 13, 2025

Saddle Bagging

When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.

I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.

by Underpants man June 12, 2025

Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.

"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019

by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025

skank saddle

A skanky girl who likes to ride horses naked on her western style saddle with 'skank' engraved on it.

She rode her 'skank saddle' to her prostitution corner.

by fuadalete April 16, 2010

Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.

"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"

by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013

Texas saddle

Rode hard and hung up wet

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!

by MacG007 February 20, 2014

nut saddle

The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.

"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."

"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."

by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013