when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.
"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"
"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"
"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"
by porschegt636 February 14, 2012
Get the Hover a sneeze poomug. The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.
by Raziel April 21, 2003
Get the sneeze sperm velocitymug. The act of a male ejaculating up the nose of a previously selected partner. The presence of man-juice will cause the partner to sneeze, preferably over the ejaculators' face.
by billybigballs February 4, 2009
Get the Cream Sneezemug. by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017
Get the Cock Sneezemug. When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.
by aaroncopland July 3, 2012
Get the Cream Cheese Sneezemug. When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.
by Fitzalicious June 6, 2018
Get the Alaskan Bigfoot Sneezemug. A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze
Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023
Get the Crispy Cock Sneezemug.