stinger

When blowing a load on a girl's face you get some in her eye.

She tried to bite my balls off after I gave her a stinger.

by pepper June 30, 2004

smidget

A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie

Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget

by Tim V. December 9, 2008

smunge

Smunge is like something getting crunched up, but like softer, like how they make the cars today, they smunge up on impact rather than crunch up. It's basically any kind of soft impact.

I put the empty can of Mt. Dew under my foot and then smunged it into the ground.

by Onideus Mad Hatter June 4, 2007

sand slinger

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.

CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.

by CJ December 14, 2004

SMINGER

Smelly minger

You sminger!

by Tracey Allen February 10, 2009

Singer Puppet

Unyielding fan of director Bryan Singer, who insults anyone who dares criticize his films. The Singer Puppet is impressed by his ability to make superhero films that "have an actual plot" (read: are pretentious and don't have much action) and buys that he's truly a fan of Superman. Usually thinks THE USUAL SUSPECTS is a great film, but didn't before X-MEN was released; and considers SUPERMAN RETURNS his crowning achievement.

Some Singer Puppet didn't like it when I suggested that Lois Lane shouldn't be played by someone who look like they're in high school, especially when the plot revolves around "our savior" Superman knocking her up.

by [e-mail] June 23, 2008

smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009