simole

the reason for not doing a task which has nothing to do with an absolutely ridiculous hellhole.

basically procrastinating

teacher: where is your homework?
student: sorry miss, i was too busy simoling
teacher: oh, i see. well i understand and you are free to go.

friend1: hey! what are you doing this weekend?
friend2: i think i'll simole a bit.

by larry is real fuck you July 24, 2015

Simon

A short and evil gremlin that is set on the destruction of all productivity. He is a rich model who always asks for handouts and loves ticking off codies.

Simons stop class because they feel like it.

by Brezok February 20, 2020

simonetta

A tall and independent female who is a great role model and a great person. People don't see her as the intellect she is but she smart and intelligent additionally she is hillarious!

Omg did you see Simonetta over there.

by Octavia_xox May 29, 2021

simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 10, 2006

Simon Diamond

a wrestler from ECW who joined NWA-TNA back in 2003. Long-time partner of Johnny Swinger. In 2004 he became face when Swinger turned on him and soon re-named himself "Irish" Pat Kenney(which is his real name) and then the failed Empire Saint.

Simon Diamond is one of the best techincally sound wrestlers to come from the 1990's.
Simon's got a problem
Simon Diamond > Pat Kenney

by Mike May 13, 2005

Simon

The name of a tiny ass kid who would have three jackets on

Is that dipshit Simon

by Udgudhf November 19, 2019

simonnnnne

Variant of simonne. A shower, preferably in a fraternity house with a member of the opposite sex.

I just had the greatest simonnnnne in the delt house yesterday!

by Swift Kick to the Head November 10, 2004