Scrumpet

snurging saddle sniffing

Malcolm found great pleasure in scrumpetting a freshly ridden bicycle saddle.

by Micky Love February 21, 2019

Scrump

Flicking ones genitals from behind

My man, you just got scrumped! How do you feel?

by Sir Rump of the Nile March 2, 2019

Scrumptious Hands

The art of duel wielding with an item of fried food in each hand. Similar to the New Zealand tradition of Scrumpy hands (The act of taping a bottle of scrumpy to each hand until finished)

"Bro, that chick over there is playing scrumptious hands"
"She seems like my kind of lady"

by ChizWhiz March 23, 2019

Scrumptapulous

The one way train to flavor town. This is for when food is just too delectable to put a word to.

This cheesecake is quite Scrumptapulous wouldn’t you say?

by Antwon dales May 23, 2019

Scrumping

Dumpster diving

He is scrumping in the dumpster again.

by Kimber1162 May 24, 2019

Scrumpt

An early version of a sript that resembles one but falls short of being able to be performed.

David: Hey mark.
Mark: Yeah?
David: Do you have a script yet?
Mark: No I'm still working on the scrumpt.

by the derp master September 24, 2019

Scrumpfer

A scruffy and grumpy dog, especially one who takes up maximum room on the bed and then loudly growls when anyone requires that he moves.

Look at Mowgli! That dog is really cute, but he’s a scrumpfer.

by Lkblr March 11, 2020