a hard shreking

A 16 inch African American weener going into a hole in the wall at a motel with a 93 year old man naked, painted green sucking the weener while watching a interracial gangbang porno.

Wow that hard shreking from Zane Logan was amazing :D a hard shreking is just what I needed

by The pv doughbois are niggers January 6, 2015

What are you shrekin?

nah really

my deputy was just beating and I went up to him and said what are you shrekin?

by NAH REALLY September 11, 2019

are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67

"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"

by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025