shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

Showerbation

The act of masturbating in the shower.

I had a really good 10 minute shower , if it wasn't for the great showerbation that I subtlety did in there, I would have been out in half of that time.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

showverload

n. A condition experienced by television and video entertainment viewers when faced with an overwhelming amount of programming and/or content which they must search through to find something to watch. In acute cases, subjects will experience significant discomfort and may begin the search for alternative entertainment platforms.

“I was so showverloaded last night, I spent 20 minutes trying to find a 30-minute show to watch.”

“Mary decided to avoid showverload, and read a book.”

"I experienced the worst showverload of my life last night, after spending 20 minutes trying to find a movie to watch with my husband. The cure was a good old game of scrabble."

by SeaChange International December 20, 2018

Showergorgon

An excruciatingly cold shower.

A few days ago I took a showergorgon.

by Earthan Thanos February 7, 2019

Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.

Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.

by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019

shower

thing that cries until your clean

go and take a shower

by slimebor September 22, 2020

Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.

Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.

by RobtheKnob January 13, 2021