I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.
by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008
Get the some sort of an infection from shaving or somethingmug. National SHAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS KANGAROO DAY with your PAPER RAZOR BLADES . If you see the kangaroo hit its ass and shave it and give your neighbor a kiss on the back of the leg.
Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.
by KangarooShaver69ppbuttSquirt2 October 23, 2019
Get the National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo daymug. Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
by Clean breaker April 23, 2009
Get the Shaving moneymug. When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.
by Shady bunch January 13, 2020
Get the French shavemug. by Reniii January 1, 2024
Get the I shaved my headmug. Shaving sinks is a future term or slang name for the soldiers all over the world, who are suffering from war stress disorder also known as scooting around in the skatepark, or flatearth scientists, you know.
Nice that our skatepark has toilets, I ts nice to take a shit in the sk8park sometimes, but not today because i saw,,,,, shaving sinks with supreme razor
by fuck dishes November 2, 2017
Get the shaving sinksmug. Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
Get the If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beardmug.