Salad Monster

A monster, located in North America, that stalks and can cause continuous pain to the asshole area. Loves to dig deep into its preys salad causing uncontrollable screams.

Kyle, you were screaming in your sleep last night. I was worried the salad monster was powning your ass.

by AIR D March 21, 2009

Canadian Salad

Including, but not limited to:

1. Noun: A cornucopia of love
2. Noun: A smorgasbord; a diverse prostitution circle.
3. Verb: To develop an assembly line in which multiple ears are inserted into a female vagina containing dental modification. (Vagina Dentata).

"I gave that bitch a Canadian Salad. Bitches love Canadian Salad".

by Oberlin Barnardians March 13, 2011

salad side

The short-side on a goalie, the weaker of an opponent's two sides.

He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.

He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

by Boots August 2, 2003

salad bowl

Nickname for the city of Salinas California, located 40 miles south of San Jose. The name is based on the agricultural significance of the area and its location in the Salinas Valley.

They gang bang like its 1994 in the Salad bowl.

by Geee-no April 22, 2008

Salad shaker

A term that a group of fans used to create fake made up definitions made around February 2018 trying to make Millie Bobby Brown seem to imply innuendo about Jacob Saggytits when it’s probably just a misworded word and is actually talking about real leafy green salads.

“Oh my god! Did you hear? Millie Bobby Brown called Jacob Saggytits a salad shaker! And the internet says it’s sexual!”
“Calm your tits. They’re kids. She probably just typed something that didn’t make sense and people started to make fake definitions for it.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. There was no trace of it being an innuendo until she said something.”

by Hakunayourmatatas March 17, 2018

polk salad

It is a plant that grows in the south. It is very common in Georgia. It grows on a stalk and has green leaves. The plant can reach several feet tall by summer. I have seen them 6 feet tall. In the summer it produces red berries that birds love. The leaves are boiled, rinsed then cooked in bacon fat or lard with onions or eggs. It tastes like spinach. The tender stalks are chopped, coated in flour and fried, and tastes like okra. I have eaten tis wild plant all my life, and love it! It is said you can not harvest the plants once they produce berries. Old wives tales are once the plants produce berries they are poisionous, but birds do eat them and are not affected by them.

Polk salad

by Southern Lady April 7, 2004