Double handed salmon rod 

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

Double handed salmon rod by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

Slippery Salmon 

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."

Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.

Slippery Salmon by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012

LOG SALMON 

A big brown turd; a piece of shit

Everybody out! There's a log salmon in the pool. (see Caddyshack)

LOG SALMON by jaacee August 16, 2006

alaskan salmon 

A sexual act between two people, when a man ejaculates into a dead salmon fishing and slaps his partner with it covering both people in salmon scales and seamen.

Dave went and gave her an Alaskan salmon yesterday. SMH that's nasty

alaskan salmon by eradicator96 February 6, 2015

Semen Salmon

A fish inhabbiting the Sifilis Sea that survives souly on Semen.

Huiser is a Semen Salmon

Semen Salmon by Stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

Eat the salmon 

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina

Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"

Eat the salmon by Summertimeee January 28, 2009

Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

Stinky Salmon by BigDaddyLongAsian November 23, 2018