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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019
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Eat your salamander

It is used to describe the intention of eating a salamander to show your hunger and your insanity. If you have a friend saying "Eat your salamander", they are cool
"I am going to eat your salamander," I said to my friend
by eatingsalamanders December 5, 2019
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Squeezing the Salamander

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.
by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019
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flying tire salesman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!
by READYRED April 19, 2021
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Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
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Shady Substance Salesman

It was discovered that she has been connected with a shady substance salesman who probably sold the stimulants to her.
by Scratchenchritudibourgeoise April 15, 2022
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nehla fatima suleman

A girl Who lives in Allentown and loves ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—
A nehla fatima suleman ate everything at the buffet leaving no food for the others.
by Alooiiii November 4, 2023
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