Ryan

An Irish name, which means "Little King" in its roots. A person with the name of Ryan is usually a kind-hearted guy that’s funny with a great sense of humor, honorable, respect for all people, especially women. The only time a Ryan does not show respect is if you piss him off, usually by giving him bullshit, doing something to him that is absolutely uncalled for, or asking dumb questions that requires some common sense to answer. Another thing that may piss him off is doubting him because he’ll go to all lengths to prove you wrong and then he will be mad at you. Be warned: Ryans are usually easy to anger and tough to cool down. Ask nicely (but not immediately after pissing him off), he will forgive you, but usually you will have to owe him one. When talking to him, he is respectful, may interrupt here and there, but above all, a great listener that is only matched by the great advice he gives. With his help, he might try to fix it if you are a close friend, but sometimes ends up screwing it over accidentally. Physically, Ryan has dark hair, hot body and dark eyes, but may not be the tallest or shortest in the area. If you are looking to date someone, then go after Ryan because if you don't, someone else will go after him. He will show more love for his gf than for anyone else, but make sure you don't do anything stupid because that may cause a break up. If he asks for your number (especially if you are a hot girl), DO NOT DENY HIM because it means he sees something in you.

Girl 1: I pissed off Ryan today, despite the fact that I like him because of his personality, and his looks are a bonus.
Girl 2: He is very understanding, go talk to him about it. Plus, he might notice you more than others.
Girl 1: Good call, I think he will understand, but I will wait a day or two before talking to him, give him time to cool down.

by Royce McMillan May 5, 2010

peter ryan

sexy man whore with a great big nob

omg wat a peter ryan

by peter pe76763934 December 31, 2007

Rolando

The definition of rolando is the coolest kid that you can hope to meet and just the sexiest..His large dick will pleasure any girls pussy. hes known around for having a charming way with the ladies.

person 1: Hey last night i hung out with ma boyfriend he had a large rolando
Person 2: I know what you meen i love me some rolando

by who_Mike_jones_2.0 March 13, 2009

ryan

Someone enjoys crouching into a ball like a watermelon and rolling down streets

Guy: dude did you just ryan down a hill
Other guy: of course I did!
Guy: alright!

by hfgkfbjjk April 19, 2013

Nasty Ryan

A Nasty Ryan is the act of making doo doo, and letting hang half way out of the anus, then dragging it across a partner's body much like a crayon.

"I can't believe she gave me a Nasty Ryan last night."

by The Masticator May 2, 2005

ryan

a trashy, chicken loving dude.

Ryan loves chicken.

by chickengod54 January 8, 2018

Ryan Ross

Ryan Ross is the guitarist and occasional background vocalist of Panic! At The Disco. He makes girls swoon. Unless you're... like... stupid. Or unappreciative of the finer things in life. -cough-

He's been known to make boys swoon as well.

Contrary to popular belief, no, Ryan & Brendon Urie are NOT gay for each other. Just say no to rumors, people.

1.
Random person: Who's your fave Panic! guy?
Me: Psh, Ryan Ross, fo'sho.

2.
Random person: I hate him. He looks like a girl.
Me: NO HE DOESN'T. Stupid unappreciator! -smack-

3.
Random person: bUtT h3z lyk gaaaiiiii!!11!!!11!!! 0MG ELEVEN!!11!!!
Me: o_O ...shut up, before I sic crazed fangirls on you.
Random person: NO, NOT THE FANGIRLS! I'll stop spreading lying rumors, just DON'T GET THE CRAZED FANGIRLS!!!

by jbikdude December 9, 2008