A group of people who think that cristiano ronaldo is the best player even though he's a washed up 36 year old who rapes women and kicks 20yr old kids in the balls out of frustration of losing. They can't hear a word against their chosen god.
Ronaldo ghosted upfront tonight but look at the Ronaldosexuals, they still would have sex with him if they could.
by Lil homebro December 8, 2021
Get the Ronaldosexuals mug.When a guy has intercourse with a girl while she is menstruating and he pulls out and she blows him and then he wipes his dick off in her hair thus leaving her with red hair and a red ring around her mouth looking like a disheveled Ronald McDonald.
by godfather_of_soul October 23, 2010
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sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo
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Get the the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo mug.An annoying person that usually makes friends easily. But, isn't the best at school, like, at all. Usually hispanic, skinny, and sometimes gay.
by A__Fan May 31, 2018
Get the Ronaldo mug.A Ronald is a strong man, who on the inside is always fighting with himself. But past that is a man, that if you catch, you must hold on for dear life. He is passionate about many things, and never get on his bad side, or you'll regret it. He is sensitive, smart, uses big words to amuse himself with others confusion and he attracts many gorgeous woman. If he has his gaze on you, he will forever love you, one way or another. He is a drinker, and makes bad decisions, but in the end he always makes up for them and will apologize. Always forgive a Ronald. He'll need it.A guy who is funny and sexy ass fuck and has the biggest and i mean biggest dick ever in existence
Person one:i just had the most amazing night i met a ronald he is the most sweet sexy rough guy in bed the best
Rondal is sexy as fuck
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Person one:i just had the most amazing night i met a ronald he is the most sweet sexy rough guy in bed the best
Rondal is sexy as fuck
#sexy#smart#big dick
by Fat man😂💀 December 19, 2018
Get the Rondal❤️❤️ mug.a stupid footballer known for going to some dubass saudi team cause he got benched in not only mnu, but also in portugal LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
person1:Cristiano Ronaldo is the best
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023
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Derives from Cristiano Ronaldo.
Derives from Cristiano Ronaldo.
Five men ran at Chuck Norris wielding swords and knives. He utterly Ronaldoised them in under 4 seconds.
by Pigeon Lord May 30, 2008
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