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monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.
by Hatter101 March 23, 2016
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Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.
by Ink won do December 30, 2016
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Nugget Roast

A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.
Al: Hey Finlay, me and Wollman totally nugget roasted that amputee last night.
by Pink sock lollipop November 8, 2018
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Bean Roaster

A bean roaster is the Mexican equivalent to a rice burner. It's a shitty little car that's been tricked out with spinning chrome rims and possibly a spray painting of mother Mary on the hood. What it lacks in power, it makes up for in impracticality; it's not fast and it's definitely not furious, but it's guaranteed to turn heads at any quinceanera.
1. Did you see that bean roaster running from the cops? Those cholos are loco!

2. Dammit! Some bean roaster just cut me off the road!
by Young-Master-Bates January 22, 2019
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Hog Roast

A hog roast is a sex move preformed in a threesome by two guys and one girl. To do the hog roast one guy puts his penis in the girls mouth while the other guy puts his penis the girls anus or vagina. Then they proceeded to spin the girl round like a hog roast.
Guy 1: I really enjoyed that hog roast last night
Guy 2: yes it was fun spinning her round
by Tictac21 November 4, 2019
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Crown Roast

When a group of 6 or more get naked and do handstands in the pool, in a circle, to mimic a crown roast beef.
“Let’s go skinny dipping and then form a crown roast!”
by Buffalo Parker April 17, 2020
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Get my weenie roasted

Sorry bro can't hang out tonight, gonna get my weenie roasted
by Papa Oscar September 19, 2016
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