White pubes is about 20 minutes after you cum when your pubes get hard and they turn white, usually looks like lice, no girl wants to see white pubes
by Monica😉 October 22, 2019
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I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.
by Uncle Renegade April 20, 2018
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Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.
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by texasco April 24, 2014
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Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Get the Rubik’s pubes mug.(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
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by suck me greasy ass pubes babey June 16, 2017
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In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.
by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017
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