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Pseudo-based

When A secretly cringe person tries to say based things to appear based for internet clout, when really they are cringe.
"Aye yo remember how Michel likes to talk mad shit about simps and Onlyfans?:

"yeah"

"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"

"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
by iamgoingtoprisonlol June 7, 2022
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pseudo chance

whine whine whine
i whinge about everything
omg stop spawn raping
we lost. gg n00bs
by Bob March 14, 2004
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Pseudo-realm

The world of electronic/social media that perpetuates fake friendships, fake love, fake promises and "pseudo-affection" based on the lack of true human interaction.
The facebook is full of fake people. Such a pseudo-realm.
by Nemesis20, April 26, 2017
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Pseudo-Thot

•A female individual that happens to be a semi-prudish, gamer-nerd/youtube-fangirl or artist who preys on their male equivalents(Virgins) in order to help ease their daddy-issues and satisy their need for attention and recognition.

•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)

•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.

(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)

•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.

•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality
Guy 1: Dude...I lost the most amazing girl recently. She was everything guys like us could ask for.

Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!
by Meme Empire November 8, 2017
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California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?
Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018
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Pseudo-fart

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
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Pseudo comedy

A piece of media that claims to be a "comedy" even though the work in question isn't funny at all and or is cringey AF. A pseudo comedy can also become so bad its good by being so unfunny it becomes funny in the process think the film the room for example.
Guy A. :have you seen the new Adam Sandler movie ? Guy B. :Yes it was incredibly unfunny. a true pseudo comedy if I say so myself. You would have to be dumb as an ape to enjoy that film.
by Yaukza western killa August 24, 2021
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