Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023

Ovary Positive (O+)

A female who is born female and strictly identifies as female

Just so there is no confusion, my gender classification is ovary positive (O+).

by Granny2020 April 28, 2024

Body Positive Mr Tumnus

Mr Thaksin, who looks like Mr Tumnus only fat, aka body positive.

Who is that beardy man over there? That's Body Positive Mr Tumnus

by Wodderwick April 15, 2025

AI-positive

When a person's work contains large amounts of artificial intelligence or AI-generated content

I knew Jim's essay would be AI-positive; it was just too well-written.

by Dr Piggapuss April 30, 2025

Cult of Positive Vibes

Created in Croatia on the fourth of March 2023 by the PSN account VitoTheHunter is a cult based on the fact that winning a round of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege can only be produced if every member of the team has positive thoughts. At the beginning of each round, all team members must first pray to our savior Jesus Christ for their victory and also for the victory of the enemy team. By performing this ritual, the chances of winning increase by 75%, and positive thinking will contribute an additional 24.9%. As the statistics tell us, even 80% of the rounds played by the members of this cult resulted in victory.

Vito: Think positive

Lihta: "kills two of the enemys"
Lovre: "dies"
Matija: "Ensures victory"
Lihta: "Writes about Cult of Positive Vibes on the urban dictionary"

by So let's say hypothetically March 4, 2023

PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.

Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!

by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024

A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

by Grimgold April 21, 2019