procrastibate

to sexually play with ones self to avoid working

engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating

by minirollsrule May 2, 2010

Pro-procrastinator

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.

Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.

by Oldspice1234 March 6, 2010

procrastinate

To put off from day to day.

by LarstaiT November 7, 2003

procrastibake

verb- to to put off or defer (an action) until a later time because you got high

I was gonna (...) but i procrastibaked.

by ass&butt August 17, 2010

procrasturbating

Variant of procrastinate, but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of procrastination. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, “Procrastination is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”

Even though I'd seen Dirty Dancing twelve times before, I could've sworn this 13th viewing was the best. Then I realized I was procrasturbating, my midterm is still tomorrow morning, and now I want to puke.

by CAATAD February 20, 2008

procrastination

Things i have done while procrastinating

1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over......

What great things we have accomplished from procrastination.

by were we came in? April 9, 2006

procrastination

Watching people eat your Cosmic Bacon Orb in Restaurant City while making out with your best friend, when you should be doing something productive. But meh, you'll just go back into your best friend and have hot passionate make-out sessions.

"Ah dang, I should be memorizing my lines for Spanish, but my best friend seems a lot more alluring, and he is just too cute...especially when he falls for my man-bitch schemes. So I'll go and make out with him, since he still owes me a lesson on how to be a good kisser ^^ Oya, I just leveled up my Cosmic Meat Orb dish in Restaurant City, so I'll let the people have that dish, while I make out. This is procrastination at its finest"

by V_For_Vendetta February 18, 2010