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Procrasinatingly

Procrastination but ending in "ly." This means doing everything last minute is better than if you would do it on time.
She is Procrasinatingly perfect.
by ahythizzhle November 22, 2024
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Process Fossil

A workplace procedure that continues to exist long after technology made it unnecessary, usually defended with the phrase “because that’s how we’ve always done it.”

Often involves unnecessary steps like three paper copies, a signature, and filing paperwork that could have been a spreadsheet, email, or photo.

A process fossil survives purely because nobody in management has updated the system since the 1990s.
“Our office requires three paper copies, a signature, and a receipt attached just to verify a $60 purchase.”

“That’s not accounting… that’s a process fossil.”
by millenialstruggles1102 March 6, 2026
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Probertly

A variation of "Probably" but used around/regarding individuals named Robert.
Robert: Hop on Baldurs Gate?
Josh: I mean, we probertly could.
by Chozg February 16, 2025
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Procariously

(n:) to be intense and factual towards an entity or idea.
He procariously fought aganist the backlash.
by ilovesomebody February 25, 2025
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Procracktinating

Procrastinating because you're high on crack. Usually involves talking about doing these things the whole time but never actually doing anything but crack.
I should have went to work instead of procracktinating!
Now I'm just high and drunk, and lost my job!
by Skidsy March 26, 2025
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