Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Private Jet

A private jet is an airplane that is smaller and more luxurious. It's usual capacity is way less than a normal plane and is the most common place to find Taylor Swift.

Look at that private jet!

by cheeseofguava June 16, 2024

Private Information

None of your business

"What was that about eating goats alive?"

"Private information"

by John Whogiv Zafuk June 19, 2024

Top private investigator in the state of texas

In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license

Investigator D Thomas Holds the title for top private investigator in the state of Texas

by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025

Private Therapy Clinic

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

The private therapy clinic is not working

by kimi_lu September 23, 2022

private school problems

Where celebrity children go to school

and are completely forgotten.

Student 1: Hey you suck at football
Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL
Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.

by laxalldayeveryday March 9, 2017

private hire

Wandanat x Reader story on tumblr. So so so good. Written by Maximotts. Has me and everyone else in a chokehold.

Have you read private hire on tumblr?
omg yes but maximotts hasn’t updated recently 😭

by imperialleather April 3, 2022