peyton

A peyton is a very sweet and charming guy who always without intention gets screwed or pointed at for numerous problems. Peytons are usually very good looking guys and believe me they know that they are . Peytons always give 100% and are very athletic and fit. They think very highly of themselves and in a way come off as an asshole or a self centered doush bag but what you dont know is how they put on a show for everyone always have to be the center of attention and will do anything or hurt anyone to be the one everyone knows . Peytons usaully have many girl friends do to their girly like tendencies and thier retaliating personality's . Peytons usaully always seem to be happy or care free about life activities such as problems work paper friends and even family but what no one knows is how depressed they are about how they treat people or how mad they are when there late for work and how they take out thier depression on other people and have attempted ways of suicide or committed suicide because they also dont take criticizing well when you talk to a peyton be clear because they over think it to be the worst thing ever . Peytons are very adventurous and dont like staying in one place and do thrilling and dangerous activities without caring or thinking of the. So just remember next time you see a peyton smilies that its not a smile its just a way of them faking and tricking you about how his life is great but who knows meby that could be the last smile you ever see from him

Omg peyton looked so excited wonder why

by just another peyton March 28, 2016

Preston

A fag. someone who needs a life. Normally walks like a woman, and talks like a girl. They cant be trusted. but have drop dead gorgeous eyes

oh my gosh its so hott. preston would also say ahh! its burning my face

by dr.pepperdoode. January 19, 2009

Preston

A fat ass hard gay mofo, who can juggle more balls then a circus clown. Also his gayness is communicable.

1-Holy shit!

2-What?

1-Your Preston... don't infect me.

by Sneaux April 30, 2008

Preston

Being wholly incompetent at golf. The inability to even move a golf ball in a forward direction.

I was really a Preston on the course today.

by Bradwing February 22, 2010

The Peyton Manning

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".

- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."

by The Inventor of April 29, 2011

preston county

Preston County is located in northern West Virginia, and is full of broke rednecks, idiotic pot smokers, and don't forget about them crazy hillbilly coal miners.

Preston County is the normal part of West Virginia

by Camry69 June 19, 2014

Peyton

a whore

“ew god it’s peyton.”

by Mean floof September 28, 2019