gay potato 

A super gay homo potato if you managed to ever see this gay potato stay away the gay potato is vary dangerous

This gay potato ate my baby

gay potato by King of yeet a September 17, 2018

I can count to potato. 

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

I can count to potato. by Chipperlew August 6, 2012

Potatriot

A gullible twit that uses sketchy 'evidence' to justify pushing anti-establishment agendas. Usually a redneck. Frequently with an unnatural attraction to his sister or female cousins.

The POTATRIOTS showed up to the free speech demonstration and threatened to beat up the speaker if he didn't shut his stupid mouth.

Potatriot by thequietguywhogotpushedtoofar January 9, 2021

big potato 

someone very important or famous,like dignitary,magnifico or celebrity.

Stephen Spielberg is a big potato in Hollywood.

big potato by superyellow September 7, 2006

cheesy fiesta potatoes 

Fried potatoes smothered with cheese and sour cream, with some green onions on top. Created by the geniuses at taco bell.

1. Lets go to tacobell and get some oh so cheesy fiesta potatoes!

2. You will get the runs if you eat to many cheesy fiesta potatoes.

cheesy fiesta potatoes by Kyle October 25, 2004

A Potato 

Badboyhalo

Skeppy: “Badboyhalo is a potato”

A Potato by Happy_Phan July 16, 2019

Ass Potatoes 

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

Ass Potatoes by Andrew June 18, 2006