Skip to main content

Def Poetry Jam

The corniest bit of horseshit ever recorded. Although intended to conjure up emotions such as pride, self-worth and a sense that you can change the world and all you've got to do is write some 3rd grade level smoking pile of crap about hookers, crackheads and welfare checks. In any person who truly "keeps it real", all it does in create a superiority complex over the asshole thats on stage rhyming, closing his eyes and jiving his or her hands just like the asshole who just left the stage (aka, sociopathic behavior. Or used car salesman tactics if you like. How could this guy not be sincere, don't you see the raw emotion in his wincing brow and clinched fist?). Also gives you an inkling to change the channel out of sheer embarrassment.
Typical ass: Did you watch the Def Poetry Jam last night?

Guy who's afraid to seem unhip to a typical yuppy: Yeah, it was great!
by Todd Hilliard February 7, 2009
mugGet the Def Poetry Jam mug.

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.
Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!
by Peg Leg Pete May 6, 2008
mugGet the Poet mug.
Related Words

Reverse pick-poketing

Reverse pick-poketing is when u take something a put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.
one time i put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.
by Jeramie Matsui September 28, 2004
mugGet the Reverse pick-poketing mug.

Poetar

A dilusional negroid from Phoenix that thinks he's a rap artist. Single handedly producing the WORST music (if it can be called that) known to man.
My name is T-Dog, I am the #1 Linguistic Artist,Vocalist, and Poetar in the PHX.
by some young guy April 13, 2005
mugGet the Poetar mug.

pogetino

Pogetino, a legend, someone who you look up to
you pogetino! you're amazing
by Greg545 June 17, 2007
mugGet the pogetino mug.

poetina

yellow / brown rat toothed freak from virginia with egocentric ideals and sense of self purpose an self importance
you can act like such a poetina at times .

megie are you doing a poetina on us now ?
by a tron November 6, 2007
mugGet the poetina mug.

Poketard

Anyone wasting money on Pokemon cards games and other Pokemon crap
I can't believe that poketard is buying all of that crap.
by Mr Kitty 420 September 30, 2020
mugGet the Poketard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email