Vanilla poptart 

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

Vanilla poptart by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Swedish Poptart 

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

Swedish Poptart by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

minnesota poptart 

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

minnesota poptart by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

cheesy poptart 

it is when you slap a girl on the vaginal lips and proceed to stuff cheetos in her vagina

"wow i shoved so many cheetos up there it was a great cheesy poptart"

cheesy poptart by blacknosenipples March 12, 2016

Getting poptarted 

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

Getting poptarted by Madcow81 January 2, 2017

Unicorn poptart ninja 

Leslie

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!

Unicorn poptart ninja by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018

Chernobyl Poptart 

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner

I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet

Chernobyl Poptart by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020