Pooper Snooper

A person who snoops at poop in the lawn. Most likely dogs but possibly humans to. They like poop, pee, and vampires nuts. If you ever meet a pooper snooper you will probably get poop chucked at you. Never get to close you could get buried in poop!

Hey did you see that pooper snooper sniff that turd!?

by Tlp<<33333 November 3, 2011

Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

Pooperino

A pooperino is a guy, who constantly talks about the "restroom business".

e.g. "So.. do you guys poop stood up or sat down?"

Dude, you're such a pooperino

by marvellouspanda August 13, 2017

Pooberry

When your dog poops out whole undigested and unchewed blueberries, which stick to its anus and surrounding fur.

The dog scooches across the floor dragging its hind end, desperately trying to remove the pooberry.

by CestMoiLinh February 16, 2018

Pooper Nuka

when someone goes to the toilet and has an extremely explosive shit. Pooper nuka could also be a plumbing company in the post nuclear world but in 2018 it is yet to be classified as a real company

"man, I had such a bad pooper nuka this morning, and the world fell out of my arse"

by Wheelerv May 20, 2018

poobernating

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018