Phalangalang

A floppy, swaying, and flacid penis.

The Ultimate Zebra Phalangalang is a gang located in upstate new york and THEY TAKE NO SHIT.

by hellomarii October 17, 2010

Paralyric

The musical equivalent of a paraphrase. Although usually used for parody purposes, paralyrics can also be used to illustrate a point or to re-create a love song for that special someone. Pronounced pa-ra-le-rik.

"they see me all white n' nerdy" or a paralyric from any other Weird Al Yankovic song.

by Tehinformant November 3, 2011

paralytic ileus

A condition where poop can not exit the intestines and has to come out the other way. (pooping out of the mouth)

Cris- hey, my intestines hurt, maybe i have para... *SHIT MOUTH CANNON*

Zach-holy shit (literally!) you pooped outa yo mouth sun!

Cris- yeah i must ha... WABABATHROWUPPOOPWABABA... have paralytic ileus

by Mista God January 1, 2012

paralyptic snow angel

to be frozen in time--perfectly content.

It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.

by Spray-Paint December 17, 2012

Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude August 31, 2013

Paralean

The perfect unsober state of happiness in which you are paraletic from drinking too much alcohol and perfectly lean from smoking a few spliffs

Dude he's absolutely para and he's about to go smoke he'll be buzzing once he's 'Paralean'

by Gtalbot August 20, 2013

paralucal

A club, also known to initiates as "The Membership Club". Unique in that, in order to join, you must already be a member.

Richard: What is it that you guys are always discussing?
Sally: I can't say, part of the paralucal club.
Richard: How do I join?
Sally: Are you in the membership club?
Richard: no.
Sally: Well then you can't, you have to be a member to join.

by Olracea VonDelorto November 24, 2013