Farting in another's eyes, then, while they are disoriented, pooping directly into their mouth. Before the recipient has time to recover, one must insert their dick or vagina into said mouth and, using cum, swirl the substance into a grey ooze. When all this is done, the recipient will begin to vomit (if they already haven't), which will work great as lube for anal sex. Usually, more pooping occurs.
"What'd you do last night?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"
by Greg Spurgein January 11, 2008
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A term that describes phony corporate philanthropists, particularly Bill Gates, who is closely linked with pResident George W. Bush.
So how much money will Bill Gates invest in his own investment firm before people realize he's actually a pHilanthropist?
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!
by King of the blumps May 1, 2009
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by Guesswhyld January 31, 2005
Get the Philaflava.com mug.A word that is said when a guardian or parent comes into the room. This is said so that any conversations present could be now "g-rated" to adapt to the new person in the room.
Oh what a fine ass that Nicole girl has!
Oh yes definitely! I would just want to stick my-
(parent walks in)
"Philadelphia!"
- my report card in her face and show her my awesome grades!
Oh yes definitely! I would just want to stick my-
(parent walks in)
"Philadelphia!"
- my report card in her face and show her my awesome grades!
by Andrij December 24, 2010
Get the Philadelphia mug.The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!
Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!
by PMonzingo June 24, 2006
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