Pantard

A well-rounded retard. Retarded in every way imaginable.

Texting, smoking, AND putting make-up on while driving? Yup, she is a pantard.

by Thatguypointingatthatguy July 10, 2015

Pantastic

(adj.) A word used to describe an amazing individual who is panromantic or pansexual.

Hey she sure is pantastic!
I am a pantastic individual who doesn't give a s*it what homophobes think.

by The real deal 7125 February 10, 2017

phantom meat locker

A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.

I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.

by Gussamer May 1, 2019

Phantomface

A radical feminist Muslim who plays the online game Roblox.

"Phantomface threatened to bomb my house."

by Zushameme June 8, 2019

The Phantom Admin

A paranormal phenomena who haunts the ranks of the internet. His identity and orgin remain unsolved. He is feared by all and has the entire population of the world scared when he uses his catch phrase (see boo)

I am afraid of The Phantom Admin, I hope he doesn't spook my rating.

by anonymous contributor April 13, 2005

phantom planet

A quality band with two good cds. They are not "The band that plays the OC theme song".

"I'm going to see Phantom Planet."
"You mean the band that played Big Brat?"
"Yeah"

by The OC is gay April 19, 2005

pantastic

An adjective used to describe something unusually exceptional coming from one's own or another's pants.

(Commenting on a granola bar sitting in one's pants pocket for an entire day) "mmm. Pantastic!"

by balbir January 17, 2008