Dr.Phil is a sexy 69 year old man, born on September 1, 1950. This year (2020) he is turning 70 year old. Which is extremely sad, but he will forever be 69 in our hearts. He has a nice, shiny bald head that I bet he moisturises everyday, explaining why it looks so damn good all the time, and a super sexy moustache. Anybody who doesn't worship this king is absolutely sick, and they will need to seek help immediately. I bet he smells really good, too.
Person 1: Is that Dr.Phil
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.
Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.
Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
by daddyphilcult August 12, 2020
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Woman #1: "I think my husband is cheating on me, but I checked his cell phone records and couldn't find any strange numbers on it".
Woman #2: "You might want to search his drawers for a dirty phone that he could be using instead".
Woman #2: "You might want to search his drawers for a dirty phone that he could be using instead".
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A style of music in the realm of hip-hop where instrumentals are derived from funky sounds, but slowed down to create an eery backdrop for lyrics that push boundaries on the darkest parts of our society and human nature.
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Get the Phonk mug.A motherf*cking crackhead who's best friends with Enjajaja. His diet contains Redbull and Slim Jims, and eat juul pods for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. If he wants to he can really hit that schmoney. He posts on YouTube once in a bluemoon, but YouTube keeps demonetizing it so he can't get his schmoney. And his Instagram contains insta baddie level pictures.
Person 1: Do you know Drew Phillips?
Person 2: Drew Phillps? Isn't he the crackhead that lives in CVS with Enya
Person 2: Drew Phillps? Isn't he the crackhead that lives in CVS with Enya
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Symptons; drowsiness, happyness, orgasms, blurred vision, lazyness, and the smell of pho on your clothes.
Symptons; drowsiness, happyness, orgasms, blurred vision, lazyness, and the smell of pho on your clothes.
Shaun, Dez, & Kel, have frequent near death experiences due to driving home at 3a.m. with a pho coma.
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