Pearson

That dumb thing that you most likely do in school

Dude: How was the assignment on Pearson?
Me: Awful

by WorldEntertainment January 18, 2020

Persextionist

A person who always demands or expects to have the perfect sex.

Oh man I tried my best getting down on her but she's such a persextionist that I couldn't satisfy her anyway.

by Eztw March 8, 2020

Pearled

Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent unemployed autograph hounds that chase clout instead of women

Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo

by Autographs101 April 27, 2020

Pearled

Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent autograph hounds, the unemployed or virgins that chase clout instead of women

Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo

by Autographs101 April 27, 2020

Perase

The guy with the big hips and big booty. Lets out big bombs occasionally. He also hangs around with guys who have big booties. Also Per-assy by close friends.

Tim: "Yo mate look at that guy with the big ass!"
Dan: "That's a Perase right there."

by Cooldudeinnit July 23, 2020

Pearson

Super pretty and sporty also has a fat juicy ass will easily get a boyfriend and doesn’t think before doing dumb shit!! But can be smart when she wants to be. Also super fun to be around and has crackhead energy😜😜😜

That girl over there is like a Pearson like pretty much perfect

by Dictionary truths August 7, 2020

Pearson

This guy can lead a flock of cows like nobody's business, and he can also lead a herd of worms like it nothing. Hes a natural worm farmer obviously and he has won the tree climbing contest 69 years and running.

Guy 1: did u see that guy flock up all the Galapagos.
Guy 2: he must of been pearson

by Mike ox large October 9, 2020