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Payton

Sexiest man alive. Biggest dick there is. He can get all the girls and he knows it. And don’t try to pick no fight with Payton, he’ll show you what’s up. He’s super sweet as well though. He’ll love you forever. Don’t lose him!
Look at him! He’s hot!
I know! That’s Payton!
by I’m the one May 8, 2018
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Sam Paget

A very short kid with a tiny penis and a very squeaky voice
Oh look its 'Sam Paget'
by TheIrishKid27000 August 16, 2011
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unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work
Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
by Sexydimma February 12, 2015
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Paetel

A person who is extremely intelligent, bordering on omniscient and devastatingly attractive. Paetels typically posses extreme prowess in the fine arts of ass kicking, trash talking, table tennis, and knife throwing.
Chuck Norris is such a Paetel.
by Dr. Chachi May 27, 2011
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Payton.

A total rude little b**ch. She's one of those girls in the class that everyone loves but the normal girls hate. She is also the queen bee who is like a Jesus to people who are her followers but make her life miserable if you dont follow her. Sure she has kinda pretty eyes, but she's a true devil under them. She will lose it at age 14 to a hyena. She's not that great looking but we wouldn't exactly say hideous. She's a hbs and all the boys lover her cuz they're under her evil spell. She loves adidas, nike, lulu lemon, AND OMG VICTORIA SECRET AND PINK!
girl one "omg that girl looks nice"
girl two " Um no she's friends with Payton.
girl one "Oh nvm ew... Payton.'"

EXAMPLE 2
Payton "ew look at her hair its like a rat nest"

EXAMPLE 3

"Payton's eyes are pretty but she's so ughhhhh"

OMFG THAT NAME THOOOOO! ITS LIKE Payton.
by Luckyluise October 16, 2018
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Payton

Mean jerk doesn't like many people moans a log
Gosh stop being a Payton no one likes those
by Ling ling # 2 May 16, 2016
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paysth

a negitive term to describe unfortunate luck or an extreme state of drunkenness
your so paysth because your girlfriends a slag ,
i was so paysthed lastnite i fell into the toilet
by esdr December 15, 2008
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