Seinfeld party

A party in which the participants are celebrating something which would normally not deserve celebration. These parties usually take place to end a partying dry-spell.

While Seinfeld is a show about nothing, a Seinfeld party is a party for nothing.

Guy: Hey, are you coming to the celebration, tonight?
Girl: What are you celebrating?
Guy: The date! It's 10/10/10!
Girl: ...Why would you have a whole party for that?
Guy: It's a Seinfeld party!

by Deuce stain October 15, 2010

Party ADD

Like Better Party Syndrome, in that a person who suffers from Party ADD will rapidly change the party they are at. It results from a compulsion for something different, rather than something better. Sufferers become bored at a given party very quickly and may even rotate between several parties in close vicinity.

Guy #1: Hey, man let's find a new party.
Guy #2: But we just got to this one 15 minutes ago!
Guy #1: Yeah, but I'm bored.
Guy #2: Man, you have such Party ADD.

by StarCords August 12, 2009

party lemur

Much like the anthropoid primate, this party-goer spends a majority of their time off the ground and dancing on tables, chairs and sturdy ottomans. They are generally accompanied by loud music, fellow lemurs, and worried looks from the apartment owners.

I hope you have a strong coffee table, because Stephanie is a party lemur.

by highonpez May 24, 2011

Party Pouter

Someone who spends an entire party bitch about who isn’t there or how late some people are in showing up or how early they are in leaving. This is usually all they talk about which pisses off everyone at the party.

“Don’t invite her, she’s a party pouter and she’ll spend the entire night bitching that her friends aren’t there.”

When Ricardo starting turning into a party pouter the host told him to either leave or shut up.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

promise party

A party which is thrown if someone doesn’t believe in marriage or being the center of attention at a wedding, but still wants to celebrate being committed to each other for a very long time.

He proposed to her with a promise ring so instead of a traditional wedding, they’re going to all have a promise party.

by Holifeterms July 4, 2018

cooter party

A gathering consisting of mostly, if not entirely, girls.

The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I went to Julie's, and it was a total cooter party. None of them were hot, though, so it sucked.

by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009

Party Swell

When someone works out before going out to party.

That guy has mad party swell going right now.

by tdog32092 December 19, 2010