paris hilton

An unattractive blonde woman... Possibly with mental retardation.

Dude #1: I slept with Paris Hilton last night!
Dude #2: No way! So did I!

by Paul McCabe September 5, 2005

paris hilton

A moron with absolutely no morals or brains, who is completely FAKE in every way, a racist bigoted bitch who is so shallow it could make your had spin! She actually has people idolizing her because she is rich and wears expensive clothes. Get a grip, people! She says in her stupid pink book.'...only have billionaire friends.' So all you'fans' out there, she wouldn't look twice at ya! Dumbasses!

See also: shallow, snob, stupid,

by Mouse January 1, 2005

Paris Hilton

Oh my gosh! I fucking hate Paris fucking Hilton!! Talk about a talentless whore! We wouldn’t even know who the hell she was if she wasn’t such a fucking whore! She can’t act, sing or do shit, she just stands there with her hand on her hip and smiles and gets money for it! I hate that bitch!!!

she is an over spoilt ,Dumb blonde who should rot in hell

by jaime February 4, 2005

Palisades Mall

A large Mall in west Nyack rockland. Nickname as the "New Mall", in comparison to the "Old Mall" located in Nanuet. Four floors, constanly shaking, because it's too big for it's own good, and built in a literal dump.

"Let's go the Old Mall, I'm sick of the New Mall."

"There's only one Starbucks in the Palisades Mall?"

by Arex-kun December 25, 2004

Paris Hilton

A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?

Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous

Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways

Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks

Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!

by Rae Rae May 26, 2005

Paris Hilton

An unemployed trust-fund baby who:

Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.

Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.

Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.

Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.

Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.

Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.

Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.

by Bycho Psitch March 5, 2005

paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005