Penis Parasite

Much like a Penis Leach, but having higher aspirations. Attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. Essentially sucking your way to the top. Most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous Ego and act important.

Chuck is such a Penis Parasite.

by Bob Bob Returns October 7, 2005

Social parasite

A blurted suddle point or opinion that has some basis of truth but is usually derogatory in nature. Usually given by hard harted persons just to gain social acceptance at the expense of others.

Sometimes reffered to as parasite.

Joe thinks he's cool. But I hate hanging arround a social parasite.

by RJ September 4, 2004

paradice city

A city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

Oh won't you please take me home?

Paradice city

by jian77 June 11, 2006

Paradiddle

to bounce the head of one's penis against the outlying area of a vagina without actually penetrating

"That's no fair! Stick it in! You can't just paradiddle me like that!"

by nemodomi February 2, 2006

Paradise

Pussy,cunt,twat,love purse etc. because its the best thing in the universe.

He want's to enter paradise.

by Judge dredd7 November 22, 2011

Vanessa Paradis

One lucky bitch. She has been Johnny Depp's girlfriend since 1998, and they have two kids together. She is a French pop singer (though her voice is horribly childish and annoying) and actress. She is only famous because of her relationship with Johnny Depp. She is a fugly woman with mad pubes, a flat chest, and a tiny and shapeless body. Her face looks like it belongs to a five year old (much like Christina Ricci). She is soooooooooooooo lucky to be with Johnny Depp (who is the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, wittiest, funniest, most talented, generous, and charming man EVER)!!! Vanessa definitely does NOT deserve to be with Him. Johnny has really bad taste in women.

Guy # 1: "Ewwww who's THAT?"

Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."

Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"

Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."

# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"

# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."

# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"

by Johnny Depp is the SEX June 24, 2009

Slum City Paradise

This is a Regional term Used To describe Charleston, South Carolina.

"This is for the streets of Charleston, Slum City Paradise."

by Caizin April 18, 2005