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Shaun's Paradox

A paradoxical definition of something that makes zero sense and in no way can be defined as a paradox.
"If I was Pinocchio I would say 1+1=2 but secretly say 1+1=3 under my breath to cause a paradox when my nose doesn't grow" this is an example of Shaun's Paradox
by Jraves October 24, 2023
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Paradoooski

A mole like creatue with a massive beak.

Pradoooski or Paradowski's tend to enjoy Plant food Trafficing and saying silly sausage on a regular basis.

The 'Paradowski beak' is considered one of the great wonders of the world, growing up to 7 metres in length.

Paradowskis are rumoured to have homosexual tendencies, due to the obvious lack of woman in their lives.
Eurgh did you see that odd little mole thing, must have been a paradoooski as it offered me plant food to take its virginity !
by The big dogg! March 8, 2010
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Auditors Paradox

A company policy whereby the doors are to remain locked until after the Auditor has left the building results in a paradox in which the auditor is unable to leave the building resulting in continuous audit.
You see if we get the company to send an e-mail saying the doors are to remain locked until the auditors leave it will create an Auditors Paradox, the auditor will be unable to leave the building resulting in continuous billing at an hourly rate in perpetuity.
by JimmyJohn7 October 7, 2008
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The Hipster Paradox

Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.
I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.
by His Rexcellence December 27, 2011
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paradoxical universe

The ontological principle, An acknowledgement of the fact that anything can exist can never truly make sense and be understood(it is illogical), and that nothing is an impossibility for the understanding too("nothing" is incomprehensible).
A justification for anything nonsensical or illogical.
When something or someone or an idea is totally illogical you can justify it or accept it with the words, "It's a paradoxical-universe!" or "we are living in a paradoxical universe"
by Paradoxical Universe October 27, 2011
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space time paradox

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

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by Raptor Jesus Christ December 8, 2009
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Este Parados

An Air Cadet term to get a particular squad on parade. It is not another language, simply something that sounds like it is.
Este Parados
by LegendaryBeast November 27, 2009
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