oyster cream

It’s seaman that has been sucked out of a vagina, then spit onto a penis, then placed into the anus.

The girl last night was total oyster cream fiend.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2019

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018

rocky road oyster

When ya girl sucks so hard,your nuts swell to the size of bull nuts

Oh God my girl gave me a rocky road oyster!!!

by JohnDadIsAPlumbr May 19, 2018

Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 20, 2017

Tepid oyster

When a male inserts his scrotum into the anal cavity of his female partner prior to orgasm then slowly with drawls the testicles one at a time as the female achieves climax.

Much to Susan's chagrin when she saw Ben's ample scrotum she knew tonight's menu included anal play with a side of tepid oysters.

by Stubacca73 September 22, 2017

Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over

"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"

by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017

oyster card

A life saver and don't fucking lose it!

Damn I lost my Oyster card! How do I get home?

by Devotee_14 April 19, 2018