by sir bellend the third April 13, 2005
by Crazy babe March 20, 2009
the act of using the sweat of your hands as lube to masterbate, or some one else could can do it for you. When you don't have any lube.
person one: how was your weekend?
person two: man it was amazing, I got the best sweaty sammy from my girlfriend.
person one: you're lucky, I wish my girlfriend would give me that.
person two: man it was amazing, I got the best sweaty sammy from my girlfriend.
person one: you're lucky, I wish my girlfriend would give me that.
by oliverclozeoff February 27, 2010
Sammy (aka variant #4502), was transported to the TVA after she caused a branch in time because she ate the wrong piece of cake at Thor's party. Sammy's release from the TVA was not publicized, for confidential reasons. Sammy variant #4502 is the most perfect human being you'll ever meet. She is loved by many as a great-granddaughter, granddaughter, daughter, sister, cousin, niece, friend, and most importantly, a grandma. Sammy variant #4502 is super empathetic, and always willing to help and comfort a friend. She is awesome at signing, and pretty tall and athletic (Sammy variants usually do sports and are very committed to the things they enjoy doing.) Sammy variants always have many favorite expressions. #4502's favorites are bucko (shmucko), drat you, trashity, and *eeeeaaah* (incoherent screaming). Sammy variants favourite colours constantly vary but are usually orange or yellow. Sammy Variant #4502 is also super creative, great at dancing, and can pull off any neon-coloured outfit. Sammy variants are usually blessed with awesome talents, like being adept at drawing, having awesome taste in clothes, and just being a beautiful, entertaining, interesting, and fun person to be around! Sammy variants love coming up with theories and creative ideas, and every variant of Sammy has aspired to be an actor or artist of some kind. Overall, Sammy Variant#4502 is the perfect friend to have, because she will always be by your side in many memories to come. <3
by Pinkflamingos22 January 22, 2022
Literally the most unfunniest person on earth. If you listen to her jokes, you immediately get brain and ear cancer due to the amount of sheer unfunny in her jokes. Imagine humans evolving billions of years, your ancestor’s ancestor’s greatest grandchildren in future. But that grandchild is someone called Sammy Wammy :3 and they tell their joke and it immediately kills your mood. Seriously, the world is full of many potential talents, many jokes, funniest people like me (urmomcvmdumpster), and then there’s Sammy Wammy :3, who tells her “Sam sung, Samsung” joke, and the world is amazed by how fucking horrible it is. The dead immediately wants to be more dead, the humour of 2022 collapsed. The World Health Organization and governments in every country immediately gets an order to seize Sammy Wammy :3 and constrains her. Fuck you Sammy Wammy :3, and I’m literally funnier than you.
Did you know? The world has billions of jokes, but Sammy Wammy :3, kills the fucking humour and the entire populations’ ear drums.
by Funniest Person than Sam March 20, 2022
by OH! that kid. October 13, 2008
Sammy Jo slang word for 'big nosed bitch ho'
'Oh look at me I write lots of whiny quotes on my social media pages to get male attention.' Oh shut up Sammy Jo you big nosed ho!
Go take your face for a shit, do the World a favour!
'Oh look at me I write lots of whiny quotes on my social media pages to get male attention.' Oh shut up Sammy Jo you big nosed ho!
Go take your face for a shit, do the World a favour!
by Non Soyboy October 31, 2019