Bing Bong

A phrase used as a respond to an unfortunate event to show pity or to make fun of the situation that just occurred; Bing bong is used after a sad statement is made.
Sue: Man, my date stood me up again tonight.

John: Bing Bong, Sue can’t get a date.
by PeerPopPoe February 09, 2020
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Bong Man

That kid is cool, but he's no Bong man.
by pennykcampbelll January 09, 2009
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bong song

A song written while high on weed.
That song is crazy, it must be a bong song.
by caffeineboy February 16, 2007
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bong monkey

Any primate who is a frequent user of marijuana (usually confined to chimps or bonobos because of the intelligence required to operate a water pipe) can become a bong monkey. Traditionally, a bong monkey is initiated into marijuana usage by a human user of the drug, and twosome unite as constant companions. The bong monkey usually serves as a type of "helper monkey," with the monkey acting as caretaker of the pipe- packing the bong with the dried buds and leaves of the marijuana plant, replacing the water when it becomes foul and cleaning the pipe. However, there have been cases of bong monkeys continuing to use the drug after severing their relationship with their human friends. Bong monkeys are very protective of their bongs.
Human stoners find kinship in the relaxed approach to life common in many apes who spend their days sleeping, feasting and copulating in fruit-bearing trees. Bong monkeys don't judge their human friends' lethargic habits. Some bong monkeys have been known to play video games and provide cogent analysis of Tool lyrics.
Yeah, it's cashed. Just hand it to the bong monkey. He'll tap it out and pack it up- but he gets greens.
by Bill Dendis November 11, 2007
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Bong lip

After taking a spinner cone or mole bowl (weed and tobacco), the smokers lips are coated with brown to black tar that will stain clothes or anything you wipe it off on.
I wiped my lips after that mole and the bong lip is gnarly, stained my hand black.
by Bryanosiris September 25, 2015
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bong logic

An outlandish idea, with possible influence of a bong.
"Man, don't drag the couch out into the street, that's bong logic!"
by bruno6 July 07, 2009
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Bong Slap

v. To hit somebody with a bong.
Mario would not shut up so Michael threatened to bong slap him.
by magikoopa May 26, 2009
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