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florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.
Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.
by nignagriffic January 07, 2020
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Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
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Florida blowjob

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today
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Florida Water

A floral and citrusy perfume used in religious and spiritual practices. It commonly used in African Diaspora Religions and is used in contemporary witchcraft.
Did you see Solange carried a bottle of Florida water at the Met Gala?
by himbynoothernamebringerofwoe December 09, 2022
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Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
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Florida swoop

A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.
“You don’t want her bro she’s a Florida swoop”
Kodak ~ “she ain’t nun but a Florida swoop”
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