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Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
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Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice
Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!
by bigdickhoncho September 6, 2023
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STARBUCKS

Hometown of white chocolate mocha and frappuccino. Addiction never lasts.
Weeb: OOH I WANT TO READ MY MANGA WHILE DRINKING MY MOCCHA AT STARBUCKS!!!
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
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Starbucks

Where you go when you give up on life and have a hangover
by Brosita October 20, 2019
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Starbucks

A Starbucks is when you take a basic white bitch on a date to starbucks and later you 2 go have sex. As you're about to go down on her and get a nasty whiff, you toss a cup of starbucks coffee on it, hot or cold.
" Did u go to Starbucks with Jenna?"
"Yeah but she needed a starbucks after the date"
by Sam_43003 January 26, 2021
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Starbucking

The act of oral sex or jacking off early in the morning.
“Yeah Joe I was starbucking it earlier this morning, had to get it out before I went to work.”
by SuperBaseAce1234 March 6, 2021
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Starbucks

Starbucks is a world famous coffee chain. It is the gayest, most niche, most known, and most favored by the girls, the gays and the theys.
"Oh, Jessica, I went to Starbucks today. Girl, I kid you not, the cashier was the hottest guy I've ever met."
by DeeCunt March 9, 2021
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