Mushroom Beige

a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom

b. A common room paint coulour

i.e Oooh, is that beige?

Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?

Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...

by lilmissmush February 07, 2010

Mellow Mushroom

The Mellow Mushroom is a place that functions as (a.) A Pizzeria, and (b.) Where hippies are stored at nighttime when no-one else is using them.

"Hey, I'm going to the Mellow Mushroom for dinner today."
"Nice! That place is always a surprise, tell me what new and interesting diseases you get while you're there!"
"Will do."

by The Mighty Sir Realist December 26, 2017

mushroom cunt

Conceited, Narcisstic, douche canoe, a.k.a Nick

My ex is a raging mushroom cunt.

by Dickeater October 26, 2018

sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013

Mushroom Bisexual

A bisexual woman with cottage core or soft core vibes.

She's a mushroom bisexual, an old soul that loves nature

by Rikki.64 June 01, 2021

mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).

"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")

by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 21, 2002