sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013

Peking Mushroom

When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!

I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

mushroom capper

Another name for the head of a penis.

She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.

by jimmybomm December 17, 2020

Mushroom Bisexual

A bisexual woman with cottage core or soft core vibes.

She's a mushroom bisexual, an old soul that loves nature

by Rikki.64 June 1, 2021

mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).

"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 20, 2002

Mushroom Tattoo

Whipping your cock against ones' face extrememly hard to leave a mushroom tattoo.

Look at that huge Mushroom Tattoo on Su's face left by Toran.

by Mike February 4, 2004