playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 8, 2022

video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023

sex with myself

It means to FUCKING LISTEN IN CLASS WHILE YOUR DOING PORN

I had sex with myself

by Matteo Suck me balls May 14, 2023

Dancing With Myself

On the floor of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm dancing with myself
When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

by Death Menace May 23, 2023

I forgot to make myself my food delivery

When a person forgot someone's food.

What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.

by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023

I myersed myself

To screw yourself over in cards. ”

Also always in the friends zone.

“Ah shit, I Myersed myself!”

by Shakes224 August 7, 2023

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024