Moderna Miscarriage

When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.

Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”

by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024

purple mescaline

It's a purple powdered mescaline snorted for it's psychedelic affect

Can I get some purple mescaline?

by MystikDan July 1, 2024

Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 8, 2020

The bad moccasin family

The bad moccasin's are a family, or aka more like an a cult

"The bad moccasin family is coming over today"

by Ridindownlow67 July 20, 2022

Brewer's Miscarriage

To shart.

*Phaaarrt!* "Crumbs! I do believe I've had a Brewer's Miscarriage. (Edward Ward, London, 1756)

by hydraulis February 20, 2026

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025