Misty Tunnel

The act of farting with a talcum powdered bum whilst on a webcam. Usually used when a girl asks for a "tits for cock" basis on webcams.

"That girl wanted to see my cock on cam!", "Did you show her?", "Hell no! she got a misty tunnel instead."

by MistyMan January 1, 2010

mattyflidia

mattyflidia is a dirty bloke that go round spreading chlamydia with out no regard for others

mattyflidia dirty horrible nasty mofo

by Someone who caught it January 20, 2011

Matty Gee

What the Australian population refers to as a Gronk.

Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS.

Be Warned

Matty Gee : Matty is short for Matthew and Gee is short for Gronk

OMFG he thinks hes all that but hes just a Matty Gee lol

by alyssa384 October 28, 2014

misty freckles

When a person gets a wet fart in the face.

After I finished fucking him in the ass, I went down to eat his ass butt he farted and gave me a misty freckles

by Jboi92 May 18, 2016

Misty Potato

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by

I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato

by GenWT January 26, 2017

MattySlays

some hoe that says I'll be back later and joins another vc

wow she left she is such a mattyslays

by HoldMyHoops69 August 1, 2017

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep

Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.

Carpet Bagging serial loser Mitt Romney is going to move to Utah just so he can run for the senate. Hillary Clinton is the only other presidential loser that has lowered herself even further into the swamp creature willing to move to any shithole to cherry pick an open senate seat.

by Trayvon Simpson February 21, 2018