Maintenance Fuck

The act of fucking a girl that one has fucked before in order to strictly maintain a one's sexual rolodex.

i.e.-keeping your OS updated on your smart phone

Friend: Want to get drunk tonight?

Guy: I can't I have a chick coming over for a Maintenance fuck.

by Sportfucking May 21, 2012

mince pie

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick

Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.

by MR.BJ December 22, 2009

Mince

Pieces of dead skin that reside on your chin because you have taken tablets to dry out your skin for extreme forms of achne. Can be used to decribe the "mince" or to describe a person with it. see examples below.

Person (without mince): Ya mince is lookin canny mean today.
Person (with mince): Shut the fuck up.
Person (without mince): MINCE! MINCE! MINCE!

by Jonny0204 July 25, 2007

manteau

Also known as the "Persian coat", "the Iranian coat", a shirtdress, or a tunic. Read more about it at mantos.

My manteau is a short military olive green coat, with many buckles and grommets and rouched side pockets.
I always get many compliments on my defiant manteau coats.

by *one luv* April 25, 2007

scroaty mince sac

Delicacy native to Scotland... 'HAGGIS' to give it's correct term.

"I'll have a wee portion of your 'Scroaty mince sac' and give me some tatties and neaps aswell, that will be great thanx.

"You've got a face like a scroaty mince sac".

by dobbermanglefudge September 5, 2006

mince

full term: "mince pie" cockney rhyming slang for "eye"

I punched the fucker one in his fucking mince

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

mentee

A stupid idiot with no clue as to how to study and needs someone else to spoonfeed them every little detail.

You stupid idiot 2 + 2 is 4 not 22. Now don't fail the god dang grade 2 math!

by BuFFerMaN March 2, 2005