Mentally unhinged

People who are a bit mentally imbalanced. Not entirley crazy...but a bit loopy.

A: Did you hear what Britney did?
B: What with her hair?
A: Yeah!
B: That was a bit "Mentally unhinged"

by Swagger Jagger February 13, 2009

Mental Whore

A Girl who is not incense a traditional whore, but in get the same mental rush from flirting with guys. usually leading them on until she gets her fix and moves on...

"Just because she goes to church every sunday and has a purity ring dosent mean she is not a mental whore!"

"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."

by RustyPineApple December 9, 2008

mentally scarred

When a person sees a vividly inapropro image as a young child, this may leave a mark on the young ones life. The young one might have seen his parents (or watched someone else) perform sexual intercourse which, at his/her age, the young one can't comprehend or process through their brain. All the young one knows is that he is scared as shit and will never see his parents the same way. Thus the child is mentally scarred.

ex. Little Timmy saw his parents having sex christmas night. They finally found him in the corner, rocking himself and mentally scarred.

by paddy_not_from_ireland May 2, 2014

Mental Virginity

The state of mind prior to having been mind fucked.

Ted: I lost my mental virginity after watching Shutter Island.

Nick: I lost my mental virginity after watching Human Centipede.

Tom: You guys are mind whores.

by Tedschloiter August 18, 2011

mental hell professional

Flip reference to a psychotherapist who is obviously straight outta the nuthouse.

Seeking help from that mental hell professional allowed me to appreciate my own comparable wellness.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

make me a sammich bitch mentality

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

by Carson Myers March 3, 2007

mental geller

one who is as mental as red ross

ed was going red with anger, you might say he's going 'mental geller'

by steven7 March 8, 2008