Matt

A fucking gay doink that hops his finger in his bumhole like a bunny.

Person 1: I'm craving some guys
Person 2: Stop being a matt

by xxxconshie May 24, 2018

Matt

A big fat ass who loves cheese

Look at that matt

by Mynameisjeff056 April 21, 2018

Matt

Somebody who lacks testicular fortitude and couldn't hit the g spot if he had three cocks. Likes to drive a Subaru d wagon and and went missing this year

Where's matt

by Chasekinsey May 1, 2018

Matt

Usually a trans, makes stuff, and doesn't speak to anyone but stalks all of them

Did you hear that famous game developer Matt is trans and is turning into a woman named Laura?

by whatthehellisgoingonamerica November 19, 2017

Matt

Matt, a citizen with no style. Tends to follow the crowd and is a totally loser. Can't make nothing of himself and is a bum. Below 4 in.

Stop being a matt

by Unknown dads May 7, 2017

matts manjunk

large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers

I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.

by ronski July 5, 2010

Thunder Matt

The nickname of Matt Murton, the redheaded manchild, who plays LF for the Chicago Cubs.

Thunder Matt had a great game last night, hitting 4 home runs, and saving a kitten from a burning building.

by Chip Wesley September 8, 2008