Matt 

Fat cunt who probably eats some weird shit like prunes or like round popcorn.

“Does he ever move from that couch?”
“All he does is just sit there and eat lettuce??”
“Oh don’t worry, that’s just Matt”

Matt by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matt 

Matt is a very kind and religious man, he's smart and good looking he will never leave you, he is a very loyal friend and he is sometimes weird but in the good kimd of weird, he is sweet and soft hearted.

Matt is handsome

Matt by secret-user.. March 15, 2022

Matt 

A based motherfucker, who loves brunette french girls who wear white sweaters and thigh high socks

I am Matt I like brunttes

Matt by I am not Matt for real tho April 22, 2022

Matt 

The "Matt" is a stereotype seen in a D&D player. The term is derived from the EBF series character of the same name, who shares some of the properties of a Matt-type player.

They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)

People who fall under the Matt stereotype are fun to have around but must be kept on a tight leash lest the game go off the rails.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.

Matt by sebacostamr May 18, 2019

Matt 

A stupid fucking time traveling potato who becomes your abusive teacher in 40 years.

Matt is fucking stupid.

Matt by GodSlasher June 30, 2019

matt 

a boi who likes to scream in pillows while crying about his loss in a game of fortnite. don’t piss him off or he will hit you with a slipper

matt: NUH NUH NUH NAH PUTA

matt by shmexygorl June 1, 2019

Matt 

A man with less than the average amount of hair. Known for inhaling women’s odours at the back of dark cinemas.

OMG, Matt just smelled my hair and groaned “Shampoo”

Matt by Fishboh August 7, 2019