Matt

Usually a trans, makes stuff, and doesn't speak to anyone but stalks all of them

Did you hear that famous game developer Matt is trans and is turning into a woman named Laura?

by whatthehellisgoingonamerica November 19, 2017

Matt

A fucking gay doink that hops his finger in his bumhole like a bunny.

Person 1: I'm craving some guys
Person 2: Stop being a matt

by xxxconshie May 24, 2018

Matt

Matt, a citizen with no style. Tends to follow the crowd and is a totally loser. Can't make nothing of himself and is a bum. Below 4 in.

Stop being a matt

by Unknown dads May 7, 2017

Matt

Somebody who lacks testicular fortitude and couldn't hit the g spot if he had three cocks. Likes to drive a Subaru d wagon and and went missing this year

Where's matt

by Chasekinsey May 1, 2018

Matt

A big fat ass who loves cheese

Look at that matt

by Mynameisjeff056 April 21, 2018

Matt Copple

a small, gremlin look-a-like from the game series, Dolson. He finds himself cunning when he actually isn't. He tends to be a joking character in the game, but does not know how to take a joke himself. He is the key to pure laughter. Also, he is not easy on the eyes.

He's pulling a serious Matt Copple right now.

by Daniel Gottlob Turk December 9, 2012

Matt Fact

Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.

He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"

by Coogrrs July 7, 2016