Toronto Maple Leafs

Worst Team Ever! (and i'm Not Jeleous)

*Random Strangers Meet*

1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008

Toronto Maple Leafs

A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.

"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"

by shaun7787 November 4, 2011

maple syrup

a condiment commonly used as a lubricant during salad tossing or rimming. while maple syrup is the most widely used condiment, strawberry syrup or grape jelly may also be used.

Mmmmmm.... Your ass tastes fantastic! This maple syrup really sets off the flavor of your bung!

by melonie January 1, 2009

Maple Leafs

what can i say besides they're the BEST team in the nhl?

Maple Leafs kick some serious ass

by lil cujo May 23, 2003

Maple Valley

A shitty city where there is no cute guys and everyone either smokes or drinks alcohol. Wtf is wrong with people there....

Person #1: I live in Maple Valley
Person #2: I freaking hate that place.

by BrookieWookie November 14, 2011

Maple Leaf fan

Definition for Greatest Hockey fan.
1) Intelligent and Dedictated
2) Feels sorry for anyone that is a Habs or Sens fan.
3) Sliently thanks god we dont have an annoying goal horn.
Plus our uniforms are the best.

Im a maple leaf fan. I live eat and breath toronto maple leafs!. GO leafs GO!

by lyn(leafs fan for life) April 15, 2008

Maple Juice

an English word for maple syrup

"Charlie, could you please pass me some maple juice for my pancakes?"

by waresthebathroom December 26, 2007